As if cratering Bud Light wasn't enough for him, Dylan Mulvaney has released a music video for a song called "Days of Girlhood." I didn't know he was a would-be popstar, but he did do musical theatre as his actual male self, so I guess that makes sense.
And yes, the music video is as bad as it sounds, and the music itself goes hard on mute.
If you are able to sit through the video or just listen to the song, you will notice how the lyrics are a bizarre combination of childish, sexual, and jarringly adult, as is the behavior of Mulvaney and his backup dancers throughout the video.
For instance, the pre-chorus lyrics are as follows:
Monday, can't get out of bed
Tuesday morning, pick up meds
Wednesday, retail therapy
"Cash or credit?" I say, "Yes"
Thursday, had a walk of shame
Didn't even know his namе
Weekends are for kissin' friends
Friday night, all ovеr spends
Saturday, we flirt for drinks
Playin' wingman to our twinks
Sunday, the Twilight soundtrack
Use my breakdown in the bath
See what I mean? According to Dylan, women -- excuse me, girls -- all have depressing Mondays, take antidepressants, go shopping, have one-night stands with completely anonymous men, "kiss friends" on weekends, help gay men find other hookups, and listen to the "Twilight" soundtrack.
The second verse contains this gem of a line: "Dye my hair blonde, pillow talk all night/Boys on the dancefloor, it's finally clear/The patriarchy is over, you can hold out fear."
No, Dylan, you're the patriarchy.
Admittedly, the first verse does contain a clever line, "Girl like me gotta learn the basics/Glass look, quick shame, slip champagne/Playin' catch up 'cause we miss the pre-game," but this was right after saying, "calling women of all ages."
Just to further enhance the creepiness of this video, one scene early on depicts Dylan trying to pick out a bra to put on, with an actual female friend signaling her approval of one with strangely childish enthusiasm.
Having grown up with two sisters, I know women help each other pick out clothes, but I have never heard of them picking out each other's bras, much less expressing approval for them that giddily.
Hence why some suspect Dylan is just a grifter who decided to ride on the trans gravy train. To them, I say, "Hold my Miller Lite" (yes, I know this is from TikTok):
@dylanmulvaney Childhood dream unlocked ✔️ #eloise #plazahotel ♬ Eloise - Emily Christine Peterson
No grifter would willingly do something that humiliating unless they got some weird enjoyment out of it.
I'm aware of the fact that ignoring Dylan will cause him to go away and I do not enjoy writing this. But I felt it was my duty to let you know what we're up against and peel back the layers of lies to demonstrate how utterly misogynistic the transgender crowd is, to the point that the men of Gilead in Margaret Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale" would recoil in disgust.
Last week, Doritos' Spain branch hired a trans influencer named Ivan Gonzalez "Samantha Hudson" Ranedo. Ranedo was fired after two days for his past tweets as a 15-year-old boy that were not that far off from what other transgender "women" say about actual women, especially those who dare speak against them.
For Our VIPs: Trans Doritos Sponsor Fired After Two Days for Past Tweets
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go puke.
