Just a warning: I am in a mood.
I had my Special Entry pass for the Trump rally at Madison Square Garden (MSG) on Sunday. I also had a Special Entry pass for the rally on Long Island several weeks ago — BECAUSE I'M A CONSERVATIVE MEDIA BIG-WIG — and the line was only about 20 minutes long.
The Long Island rally was at the Nassau Coliseum (the NY Islanders used to play there). It holds roughly 16,000 people, while Madison Square Garden holds about 20,000, so I assumed the line would be maybe an hour or so at best. I was wrong—by a lot.
But first, back to Manhattan during the MSG rally. MAGA hats took over New York City, and it was glorious to see and entirely peaceful — almost.
I stood in the shuffling Special Entry line for 3.5 hours. There was no violence, but there was a ton of entertainment.
A leftoid Karen screamed, "Nazis" as she weaseled past us. A pink-haired dudette sing-songedly mumbled "facs-ists" as zhe stood on the corner of West 33rd St. and 8th Ave.
A half-naked black woman asked me why I was voting for Trump, and I said, "Because he will make pants great again." That got a pretty good laugh from the people near me.
As my feet were about to go full wildcat strike, I finally got up to the metal detector just inside MSG. I was next in line to enter the venue when the Secret Service stopped letting people in. The Fire Marshall decided — just then, when I was next in line — that the Garden was full. I didn't get in. Did I mention I was next in line?
I'm in a mood.
I'm the very next one to go through security and they stopped the line! May not get it! pic.twitter.com/97VW118SGP
— The Kevin Downey, Jr. Show Mon- Fri. 10-11 am! (@KDJRadioShow) October 27, 2024
That said, let's look at some horrible decisions (like not getting to the most iconic Trump rally in history two minutes sooner) I see as we wind down the election we have been waiting four years for.
You've probably heard about the lame joke a comedian made at the MSG rally that the commies are climbing on to prove we Trumpers are all a bunch of Fuehrer-lovin' flunkies;
“There’s a lot going on. I don’t know if you know this but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico” pic.twitter.com/IXbXqDijyU
— Acyn (@Acyn) October 27, 2024
The joke is cleverly written, making you think he will mention the France-sized island of debris currently floating around the ocean, but comedian Tony Hinchcliffe understands the power of deception in comedy, and he says the floating island of garbage is Puerto Rico.
Here is the advice of a 35-year comedy veteran: he should have said Haiti.
Puerto Rico isn't newsworthy at the moment, but, as we know, Haitians are currently taking over Springfield, Ohio, and totally NOT eating cats. Haiti would have been the better punchline.
Despite being a comedian who has performed nationwide for 35 years now, I don't know Hinchcliffe, but I do know he has a wildly popular comedy show that can make unknown comedians famous overnight.
FACT-O-RAMA! Comedians frequently make the mistake of hitting big when they dont have enough jokes to cash in as a headliner. Most of the chuckle-ho's on Hinchcliffe's show, "Kill Tony," are newbies who should stay home and work on their acts before risking it all for a brief chance of fame. Opportunity knocks once, if at all.
Did the joke hurt Trump with the all-necessary Latino vote? Let's ask these hombres;
Democrats are masters of gaslighting and emotional manipulation. It’s like being in a toxic, abusive relationship. Tony Hinchcliffe (a comedian)makes a joke, and a portion about Puerto Rico gets clipped from his set. Democrats ran with it to push their narrative, now using it to… pic.twitter.com/L0bAIL3Vfm
— DEL (@delinthecity_) October 28, 2024
As you may know, I am engaged to a Trump-lovin', gun-totin', Puerto Rican woman who — like me — was a liberal in a previous life.
CODSWALLOP-O-RAMA! Liberal white harridans like to tell mi querida, Yessica, "Someone like YOU should support Democrats and not a TRAITOR." P.S., Yessica HATES when libdolts, pale or otherwise, tell her how she "should" vote. It's actually a bit racist.
As I, papi blanquito, sit at home nursing a bourbon and writing this article, I sent the joke to Yessica, who is at a karaoke bar with a Dominican Latina friend, and asked if she, as an actual 100% Puerto Rican, found it offensive. Her response was, "Nah, idgaf."
That isn't the response the left wants Hispanic and Latino (yes, there is a difference) voters to have. And let's face it, the Democrats hate nothing more than minorities who think for themselves and fight for their autonomy.
The Democrats expect their darker-skinned Latina hoi polloi to toe the line and obeisantly "pull a donkey" every Election Day. After all, they are minorities, and they should just trust white liberals, right?
FACT-O-RAMA! The people who produced the first birth control pills were not allowed to test them on American women, so they tricked Puerto Rican "mamitas" into testing them.
Progressive Democrats are humorless vegetables and expect — nay, demand — that their minority voters pray to the same joyless pakehas as the white supremacist Democrats. Pinko-Americans see black folks, Hispanics, and Latinos abandoning the plantation and joining the side of family, work, success, liberty, freedom, and God.
The Democrats all but know that Democrats are going to lose this election and, more importantly, their grip on dark-skinned people they feel entitled to control. Expect the progressives to flail their arms and feign offense at a joke that many Puerto Ricans laughed at, then watch the lib-snoozers screech about the Puerto Reichstag types who dared to laugh and not do as "expected."
White liberal stooges can't understand why minorities insist on thinking for themselves. They poop their Crocs when a black or brown person doesn't kowtow to the desabridos who believe they are owed allegiance.
The Democrats' grip on minorities is over, and they are raging, as they did when Republicans freed their slaves. It sucks to be blue.
Marxists hate nothing more than being mocked for the toadstools there are, so that is where we should hit them. A lot. And I want you with me. Patriots must remain together.
We must hang together or, we shall all hang separately — Ben Franklin
Feel free to mock the libs in the comments. Again, they HATE that, but We the People love it!
