First of all, CONGRATULATIONS, PATRIOTS! YOU did this!
I was reluctant to accept victory last night when Fox News called Pennsylvania for Trump. I was doing election coverage on Live From Studio 6B on the Real America's Voice network, (shameful plug #1). It left him three points shy of victory and I do not trust communist atuas and I assumed they had an ace up their reptilian sleeves. After all, they managed to squeak President Fecal Incontinence into office after a phantom campaign. Surely, the deep state wouldn't surrender so easily, right? WRONG!
Or am I...
TREPIDATION-O-RAMA! I am still not 100% sure Trump will be inaugurated. These pinko stains will go to any means necessary to remain in power. Rep. Jamie Raskin has already hinted at hindering the process. That said, I am euphoric today!
I went on my radio show (shameful pug #2) and cheekily spoke of Trump's near-landslide win with a sense of paranoia. What sort of electoral hocus-pocus would they pull?
Thus far, nothing. But why?
Kamala didn't just lose on Tuesday; she got clown-slapped out of her pantsuit (you're welcome for the visual). Trump appears to have won the popular vote that the lefty gorgons always screech about, and the Republicans will likely control the House and Senate.
Before the night was over, a pouty, defeated Kamala went home to figure out a way to explain to her myrmidons how she lost the election to Literally Hitler. It was a staggering, humiliating defeat, but the Cacklin' Commie can't be trusted. But it seems I was wrong. Kamala lost, end of story. Bye-bye, you vile commie pinko!
Now let's look at who else took an "L" last night. The list is long and delicious, so we will only look at those who are likely on suicide watch.
The Operation Mockingbird Media Mudpuppies
Trump's victory is a toaster-in-the-bathtub wake-up call to the mainstream media skanks who went all out — again — to kill Trump's chances of victory.
The ratbag flimflammers learned good and well on Tuesday that We the People refuse to accept their indoctrinating codswallop.
Calling Trump a fascist fell embarrassingly flat. Chicken-Littling that the Orange Dictator was going to round up his political enemies, turn the military on Americans, and march terrified transamabobs into gulags NOT appropriate with their gender identity now looks laughable.This is compounded by the DIVERSE (suck it, libs!) groups who didn't take the hater bait and voted for Trump.
FACT-O-RAMA! The funniest part of election Day is that black, Hispanic, Asian, and Muslim/Arab voters jumped onto the Trump Train and helped him achieve his historic victory. Suck it again, libs!
Deep State Swamp Wigglers
As I sit here in the Atomic Bunker, thinking of an old-timey way to say I am puffing on a celebratory cigar belvedere, I can't help but think that Anthony Fauci, Alejandro Mayorkas, Merrick Garland, and Jack Smith are probably suffering from an explosive, anxiety-driven case of the huckleberry two-steps. Ditto the CIA and upper-echelon of the FBI.
FREE MEDICAL ADVICE-O-RAMA! The BRAT diet, (bananas, rice, applesauce, toast) is a great way to cure a scorching case of the skitters.
Fauci didn't drop the ball during the scamdemic era, he bazooka-ed it over the horizon. He terrified people by pushing fear-inducing lockdowns and insane COVID rules for "survival." He pushed a bogus "vaccine" that not only didn't work but actually hurt many people. Localities offered phone numbers so that weak, horror-struck citizens could rat out their free-thinking neighbors who dangerously refused to stand on stickers at the Piggly Wiggly.
There must be a reckoning for such malfeasance, and Fauci isn't alone. There is plenty of room in the man on horseback paddy wagon.
Garland and his pitbull Smith engaged in behavior not seen since one of history's most diabolical duos, Joseph Stalin and Lavrentiy Beria.
GENOCIDE-O-RAMA! At Stalin's behest, Beria, the one-time head of the Soviet secret service, the NKVD, was responsible for the deaths of thousands of people, including the Katyn Forest massacre of 14,500 Polish officers in WWII. He is known for the quote, "Show me the man and I will show you the crime." Stalin referred to him as "our Himmler."
Their Nazi-like persecution of Trump, J6ers, pro-lifers, and peaceful Catholics can't go unpunished; otherwise, a future tyrant-president will just engage in the same unacceptable tyranny.
One of America's most loathsome "I was just obeying orders" bootlickers is Alejandro Mayorkas. He engineered the open borders that allowed over 7 million of our replacements into the nation. The blood of every American who is raped or murdered is on his hands.
Mayorkas is also in charge of the Secret Service, which dropped the ball so unbelievably the day Trump was shot in Butler, Pa., the same Secret Service which magically happened to have a counter-sniper team in Butler, the first time a team was ever provided to Trump, to take out the smelly, pimply-faced incel who put a bullet through Trump's ear before he could be questioned. Coincidence, right?
Mayorkas, Garland, and Smith are three of the most invidious, un-American jackals in recent American history.
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The Biden Family
At the top of the feculence rickle of the outgoing ruling class is President Joe Biden himself. This is where the buck stops, but the bucks, roughly $27 million of them, continued to flow from bribes that Joe, his brother Jim, and son Hunter hoovered while Biden was vice president.
He also steered our nation toward the globalists' dream of a one-world government. Treason, anyone?
As president, he must have given the orders to persecute Trump and his aforementioned followers. Ditto leaving the borders open. All roads lead to Joe Biden (yeah, yeah I know, Obama might be the real tyrant running things, but I have no evidence of that yet).
TINFOIL HAT-O-RAMA! The same day Trump was shot in Butler, Jill Biden was "coincidentally" giving a talk in nearby Pittsburgh. The Secret Service, run by Mayorkas, diverted personnel to protect Biden, despite knowing that there were numerous plots to kill Trump but no known threats against Jill.
If Trump doesn't pardon anyone named Biden, he will allow those who tried to bankrupt, imprison, and kill him to skate. Sometimes, we can't turn the other cheek.
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Also-ran Commie Yobbos
If I were the CIA and much of the FBI, I'd be boarding a ship to Argentina. No tyranny is successful without a Gestapo to do its dirtiest work.
I can't tell you how much I respect FBI whistleblowers like former Special Agent Steve Friend. He risked it all. He knew that targeting innocent, church-going Catholics and J6 trespassers was the work of a despotic government, while other agents eagerly pointed machine guns at people who were either completely innocent or accused of trespassing. Why would Americans terrorize their countrymen in the name of tyranny? A paycheck and a pension.
My guess is that Trump will, unlike the administration before him, forgive and even pardon the scapegraces who many Americans feel should face trial. And who knows, maybe that's the way toward more peaceful times. But in my opinion, sic semper tyrannis.
