Just a couple of two-term presidents sitting together. (With one-termer Biden gazing longingly from the dais.) There they were, Donald Trump and Barack Obama, side-by-side and chatting away like a pair of Chatty Cathys at the funeral of ex-president Jimmy Carter.
Then, at some point, Trump said something that cracked Obama up. It was loud and blatant. Lip readers have tried to decipher their conversation from afar, but even among lip readers and body language experts, there’s no consensus on what they said.
Knowing Trump, it could’ve been just about anything. (Restraint isn’t exactly the president-elect’s middle name.) And it must’ve been something HILARIOUS because otherwise, there’s no way a strait-laced, no-fun guy like Obama would’ve broken the somber decorum at Jimmy Carter’s funeral.
After all, sharing a giggle with “literally Hitler” is almost always taboo. (Especially in liberal circles.) Just a few months ago, Trump was an evil fascist who’d destroy America, and now he’s the life of the party. (Even at a funeral!)
So what the heck did Trump say to Obama?
Lip reading can be wildly inaccurate. “Seinfeld” fans know what I mean:
Therefore, it’s probably smarter to “reverse-engineer” what we know about Trump and Obama’s personalities, and deduce what topics, comments, and observations would solicit such a giggly reaction. (This is all highly scientific.)Possibilities abound. Very little is guaranteed. With this in mind, here’s an EXCLUSIVE PJ Media transcript of the five most probable conversations that Trump and Obama had. (Maybe):
Possibility One
TRUMP: See Biden over there?
OBAMA: Yup.
TRUMP: Ten bucks says he thinks the funeral is for him.
OBAMA: What?!
TRUMP: Better grab his feet — he’s gonna climb in the coffin.
OBAMA: BWAHAHAAHAHA!!!
Possibility Two
TRUMP: Remember the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner?
OBAMA: Donald, that was a long time ago.
TRUMP: You said I’d never be president.
OBAMA: Well, yes, but —
TRUMP: You also said that Joe Biden was up to the job, Kamala was a great candidate, and if you like your doctor, you could keep him.
OBAMA: Donald, where are you going with this?
TRUMP: If everything you say is wrong, maybe you really were born in Kenya.
OBAMA: HAHAHAHA
Possibility Three
TRUMP: I know it’s gonna be controversial, but I’m gonna break my campaign promise: I’ve thought it over, and trans should be allowed to compete against biological women.
OBAMA: Good for you, Donald. That’s great. What made you change your mind?
TRUMP: After I beat Hillary and Kamala, I realized that trans people were right: Beating women is way easier!
OBAMA: HAHAHAHAHA
Possibility Four
TRUMP: Being cute and attractive will open doors for you, but eventually you have to deliver or you’ll lose the public trust. You gotta be more than just a pretty face. But even I was surprised by how quickly it all collapsed.
OBAMA: I know, Donald, Trudeau’s downfall was so —
TRUMP: Governor Trudeau? No, I was talking about Hawk Tuah’s crypto scheme.
OBAMA: HAHA… I mean, who’s Hawk Tuah? Never heard of her. [Looks around nervously]
Possibility Five
TRUMP: I want you to know, Barack, that I actually requested this seating arrangement. You’re sitting in that chair for a reason.
OBAMA: That’s so sweet of you Donald. Because I have lots and lots of terrific advice to share!
TRUMP: I’m aware. That’s why I was very specific and asked for you to sit on my right side.
OBAMA: I really appreciate it. But why the right side?
TRUMP: ‘Cause that’s the ear that was shot by a bullet.
OBAMA: D’OH!
