It was a quiet weekend for once so I don't have anything cute for today's intro. But I do get the feeling that in 2024, a quiet weekend probably get followed up on Tuesday or Wednesday by something big — maybe a secret volcano suddenly erupting just outside the city limits of Zanesville, Ohio, or space aliens landing in Washington and they all talk exactly like RFK Jr.
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See you at 3!