Male Dolphins Are Total Gift-Bearing Players When Courting Females

Comedian Tim Allen’s catch phrase in his live act is, “Men are pigs.” Turns out, we may be a bit more dolphin-esque. Or they may be more like us. Whatever, it looks like we could probably get along.

According to Mashable, this is “the first time this behaviour has been witnessed in this species.” That behavior includes the human male time-honored traditions of bearing gifts to impress milady as well as getting a wingman for support.

I was often accused of having a hole in my head when I was younger, so the similarities abound.